Gen X Metal Slide Shirt
$27.99
If you survived the molten lava metal slides of the '80s, congratulations—you’re basically indestructible. This shirt is a badge of honor for every Gen Xer who took third-degree burns as a rite of passage. No safety rails, no padding, just pure adrenaline and questionable parenting. Wear it proudly and remind the world that participation trophies are for the weak.
