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Gen X Metal Slide Shirt


$27.99

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If you survived the molten lava metal slides of the '80s, congratulations—you’re basically indestructible. This shirt is a badge of honor for every Gen Xer who took third-degree burns as a rite of passage. No safety rails, no padding, just pure adrenaline and questionable parenting. Wear it proudly and remind the world that participation trophies are for the weak.

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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