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Too Many Kids Too Little Alcohol Shirt


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Parenting isn’t for the faint of heart, especially when there are way too many kids and way too little alcohol. Our Too Many Kids, Way Too Little Alcohol shirt is perfect for parents who need a laugh (and maybe a drink). This sarcastic tee delivers offensive humor with a wink to the chaos of family life, making it ideal for those who flip the bird to sugarcoating. Grab one and let everyone know you're surviving parenthood—one sip at a time!

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't loose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double needle for durability

● Machine was on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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