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You Ain't Getting Shit Shirt


$27.99

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Santa’s done with the nice list and serving up some real talk with our You Ain’t Getting Shit shirt. This hilarious Christmas tee delivers sarcastic holiday vibes for those who flip the bird to fake cheer. Perfect for anyone who loves funny shirts, offensive humor, or just wants to keep it brutally honest under the mistletoe. Whether you're handing out coal or dodging family drama, this graphic tee is the ultimate seasonal mic drop. Ho ho no—you ain't getting squat!

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a "boyfriend" fit for women.

● Crewneck Cotton/Poly Blend

● Tee is super soft and comfortable

● No shrink comfort for a dependable fit wash after wash

● Ribbed collar that won't lose its shape

● Itch Free Tag-less Label

● Double-needle for durability

● Machine wash on cold

● Tumble dry on low

● Designs are printed directly onto the shirt

● Designed in the United States

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